just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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