Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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