Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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