508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
BRING THE BAGELS
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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