I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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