so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
More tranny stories later!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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