I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
