Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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