We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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