Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
