Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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