only if we run a train.
done.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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