last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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