Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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