When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize
