why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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