If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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