But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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