is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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