i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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