she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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