ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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