She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Help me help you realize you are a moron
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
