the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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