I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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