Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think my fart just growled at me.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she told me i tasted like america
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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