woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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