Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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