Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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