It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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