Do you still have your period?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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