Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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