Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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