i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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