so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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