is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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