Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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