Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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