NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
only if we run a train.
done.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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