Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
