found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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