so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Your cock deserves a montage
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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