i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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