well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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