just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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