im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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