belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Blood and glitter go together right?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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