Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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