we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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