carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
the raccoons are back...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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