I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So much rum. So many feels.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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