I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
