You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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