I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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